Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm always down for nudity.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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