If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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