GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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