Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Blood and glitter go together right?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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