I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
