I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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