talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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