Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
please come you make the beer taste better
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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