who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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