I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She needs sedatives and a leash
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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