piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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