I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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