Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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