I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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