i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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