normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Farmville is her only friend.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
