That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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