he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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