why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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