My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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