whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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