Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The best revenge is premature balding
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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