so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
she pinky promised me she was 18
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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