you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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