i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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