Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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