Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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