just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
