I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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