We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
my liver is dry heaving
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
