im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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