can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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