feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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