she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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