do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
