I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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