We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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