What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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