Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
