I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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