My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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