the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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