Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
did i just pee glitter
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