I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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