did you get engaged???
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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