Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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