im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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