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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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