The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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