fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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