Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
try to milk me bitch
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