i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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