I can't watch pbs sober anymore
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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