The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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