? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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