It's just like the Real World with babies
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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