It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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