what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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