doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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