dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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